Rubio Daps Everyone Up After The Debate, Locks Up The Millennial Vote

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Rubio with a huuuugeeee push for the Millennial vote at last night’s debate. Name dropped them at least 3 times, said they had a chance to be the new Greatest Generation, then the cherry on top, proceeded to forego the handshakes and dap everybody up. Ballin.

You can learn a lot from just a 5 second clip, speaks volumes about a candidate by the way they handle uncertainty in the face of a dap.

Cruz obviously like a goofy goober.

Handled like a guy who spent the debate with gunk on his lip.

Trump with the most flawless transition in old white guy history.

Handled like a guy with a yuge dick.

And a real shame the feed cut out before we could see Kasich’s reaction. No way he knew how to handle this one. The elbow bump.

Savage move by Marco.

And if you read Rubio’s lips you can clearly see him say “I have a cold”… but if I were Rubio I’d kind of not want that narrative out there? I mean if you’re too pussy to try and sneaky get Trump sick how the hell can we expect you to deal with Putin? Just way too nice. Have a little political scumbag backbone for me one time.